awwww-cute:

Got a new pillow for the chair

awwww-cute:

Got a new pillow for the chair

Playing video games

thetallblacknerd:

Game: Press Start 

Me: Presses A

Game starts

image

phobias:

don’t worry i wouldn’t care about me either

pokemonthemovie2000:

i shaved my head

pokemonthemovie2000:

i shaved my head

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

Me: Who's a good boy?
Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dinoduckqueen:

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

asking the real questions

whiteboyfriend:

LOOK AT HIM

whiteboyfriend:

LOOK AT HIM

Kill Bill (2001)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”